Republicans; Democrats, Democrats,
Democrats, I can’t believe it. They must think we are the dumbest people alive.
Republicans: But Democrats, it is Christmas; why would we do anything to trick you?
Keeping the government open is one of the most important things we do as a congress; why would we lie to you?
Democrats: Since it’s so important, maybe we should believe the Republicans. They won’t do anything to trick us. It is Christmas.
Yes, Democrats, you are the dumbest in the world; you had a deal, and they are going to trick you into voting for their deal.