I Have Lived Here Since 1973. Edward Pollard Is the Best Council Member I Have Had.
I moved into this part of Houston in 1973. Richard Nixon was president. The Astros still played in the Astrodome. […]
The Rupture – I am not going to be “Left Behind.”
I once decided I should prepare for the Rapture. Not because I had received a vision, heard a trumpet, or
Art Thou But a Worm?
William Blake once asked a question that sounds almost insulting: “Art thou but a Worm?” Perhaps he was asking the
Trump opens the door for more screwworms to enter the United States.
For more than a year, the United States kept Mexican cattle out because federal officials said the danger was too
Trump Gives Cristo Rey a Facelift — and Himself a Promotion
The problem a religious symbol atop a mountain of Christ King. The wall is needed, says Trump, and no religion
Trump is asking for Mexico’s help to bring the deportation numbers up.
Trump’s New Mass Deportation Plan Trump noticed that Mexican deportation numbers were way down, even though Biden deported more than
Regina Needs a Résumé. I Just Say Meme.
I like Regina Lankenau. That is important to say before I start making fun of her. Regina was born in
Why I Still Pay for My Favorite Whore
I have called the Houston Chronicle a whore for years. Used to go to the Bissonnet Corridor to find her.
Houston Is Leaking From Both Ends
Maybe the city has been eating raw vegetables grown with water from our bayous? By Manuel Barrera and Santiago IES
THE WALL THAT UNITED TEXAS
Donald Trump intended it to divide two countries. In the Big Bend, it is bringing Republicans and Democrats together—against him.
The River Houston Never Talks About
The news media isn’t asking these questions, and the Mayor isn’t volunteering the answers. Are Houston taxpayers getting screwed without
WHY DO HOUSTON’S BAYOUS KEEP BECOMING MORGUES?
A city should know why so many of its people are dying in the thing it uses as its name.
TRUMP PROVED HIS MATH SKILLS WERE BELOW A 10-YEAR-OLD’S—AND HE HASN’T IMPROVED
The tears of a mother are not something you compare to others. He once said 17 × 6 was 112.
Is Houston the bayou-bodies capital of the world?
After heavy rains receded, another body appeared along Buffalo Bayou. Was it a new death—or an old secret the water
HOW MANY SONS IS THE GOVERNMENT PREPARING TO SACRIFICE?
Before the uniform comes the induction order. Before the order comes the list. By December, the government plans to make