Every time Ted Cruz shows up or even sends a Xweet, it seems to our beloved Texas teams lose.
The latest was the heavily favored Cowboys losing at home to a team they were not supposed to lose to.
Cruz should have fled to Cancun as he did in 2021 rather than staying in Texas, the state he represents. Below is the Xweet Ted Cruz sent.
Cruz has cursed the following teams. He is like a bad luck shirt that needs to be put in a trash can and buried deep where it can not come back and disrupt the joy we get from having our teams win. We could beg Canada to take him back or convince Cuba, the land of his father, to take him off our hands.
He was blamed for cursing the Texas Longhorns when he turned up to support the team earlier this year as they lost their Sugar Bowl matchup against the Washington Huskies.
He has also been blamed for the Houston Astros losing last autumn in the American League Championship Series, for jinxing the Houston Rockets in the NBA playoffs in 2018 and for Texas Tech’s defeat in the NCAA finals in 2017, all with Cruz in attendance.
Last year, Cruz angrily denied that he was cursing his favorite teams, calling Rolling Stone magazine “lying hacks” for an article on he subject. Source