Texas Longhorns Are Making History—for All the Wrong Reasons
Texas reached No. 1, then found a remarkably efficient way to lose its standing: by blowing consecutive games against unranked teams. The Longhorns lost 27–24 to Oklahoma on October 10.
Funny what happens when you train a camera on police vehicles?
Police Discover Privacy—When the Cameras Watch Them A Canadian software engineer has found a remarkably effective way to explain the problem with surveillance: point the camera in the other direction.
Two for Two: The Rain Man Turns His Eyes Toward England
Corpus Christi, Texas, and Chihuahua, Mexico. Seagulls need more than the ocean’s misty, salty spray; they need fresh water falling from the sky. Two for two. By the Rain Man’s
Donald Trump, America’s DEI president.
Seven AIs were asked to estimate Trump’s IQ based on his speeches; they estimated it to be between 85 and 105. An IQ of 80 is roughly at the 9th
Meme, the Incredible Shrinking Tejano
I used to be five feet seven inches tall. Now I measure five feet five. Nobody asked my permission, and nobody can tell me where the missing two inches went.
Meme the Rain Man Returns to Claim His Credit
On August 27, 2026, I announced that Meme the Rain Man had chosen Chihuahua. I studied the weather maps, considered the drought, and prayed for rain. I also explained the
Why is Trump so desperate for AI?
Like all men, as we age, we begin to see our mortality staring back at us. Stairs get harder to climb. Aches appear where none existed before. Strength slowly leaves
Jesus that Meme El Tejano prays to – the god that the magas pray to
Jesus . Trump Those 11 give you distinct Gospel contrasts: mercy, compassion, humility, treatment of the disabled, treatment of the dead, treatment of enemies, welcoming strangers, treatment of grieving families,
Santiago Decided Meme Should Be a Woman — What Happens When AI Makes a Much Bigger Mistake?
Santiago is the name I gave the artificial intelligence that helps me research, write, and illustrate stories. Santiago and I generally get along pretty well, although every once in a
The Reluctant Husband: Trump and Paxton
Till the Polls Do Us Part Donald Trump chose Ken Paxton. He could have stayed with John Cornyn, the familiar, dependable Republican. Instead, Trump endorsed Paxton and helped push him
You can sense it in their message; thus, the communists are coming
Republicans appear to have discovered that the surest sign of a healthy democracy is spending every election warning that democracy will end if they lose. The sirens are already sounding.
The Rain Man Has Chosen Chihuahua
After numerous emails, weather maps, drought reports, satellite images, and an investigation conducted with the seriousness normally reserved for selecting a new pope, The Rain Man has chosen Chihuahua, Mexico.
White House and GOP have their DEI: Definitely Employ Idiots
The Trump administration has spent years warning America about DEI. According to the sales pitch, diversity programs were putting unqualified people into important jobs while qualified people were being pushed
Trump’s ballroom and Bunker v Hitler’s Ballroom and Bunker:
Donald Trump is building a ballroom at the White House. A big one, naturally. Donald Trump has never met a square foot he thought was doing enough. The country has
The Rain Man, from Molina.
On April 23, Corpus Christi was staring at a water crisis. The city’s reservoirs had fallen to historic lows. Officials were discussing increasingly severe restrictions, higher charges for excessive use,
Chronicle treated her like shite and now wants her to write op-eds for the Chronicle – Lina Hidalgo
Thumbs down: What will County Judge Linda Hidalgo do once she finishes her time in office at the end of this year? Substack author, for one. She made her first big
I called the Houston Chronicle a whore. My AI research mule objected.
I called the Houston Chronicle a whore. Santiago, my AI research mule, objected. Naturally. I wasn’t accusing anyone at the newspaper of taking an envelope of cash and changing an
Santiago & Meme School of Chuco Words — Lesson 1
Tonight’s lesson: We didn’t speak bad Spanish. We spoke our Spanish. Our parents gave us the words they knew. Some came from old Spanish, some from Mexico, some from Caló
Qualifications for a Republican wanting to run for president. – Donald Trump
Donald Trump Shows You How to Qualify